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Greeting: Wishing you a wonderful birthday
A boisterous serenade for a captive audience
cover weight matte paper• Paired with kraft envelope• Shipped in a rigid
• Paired with kraft envelope and magical vagina dust
Friends always say the perfect things
Watermelon Birthday Card Quantity:6 cards & envelopes Greeting: Wishing you a wonderfulI grew watermelons in 2020, and most of them were eaten by a backyard opossum (or was it a melon monster?). The creature left behind one beautiful specimen, and my husband was excited to devour it. It turned out to be ghostly white inside and a little bit (ok, extremely) tasteless. Chupa cried the sad tears of someone who does not toil in the garden, and I ate some of it for fun. Greeting: I have prepared a delicious dinner for your birthday Card
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